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The Minties 2014


The Minties

The Minties have been POSTPONED until a future date. Check back here for updates soon.

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Please see below for a full list of award categories and submission guidelines...

Award Categories

[Click on the award title to show/hide its category-specific submission guidelines.]

Best Intentions

Best Picture (of a Bear Fighting a Celebrity or Historical Figure)

Best TV Show that You Think You Created

Best Grocery List

Best Bribe to Win an Award

Most Average Peanut Butter Sandwich

Best Business that You Wouldn't Think has a Fridge Full of Human Heads in the Back

Best Genitals

General Submission Guidelines

There is no cost to submit and you are free to submit for multiple award categories. All work remains your property. By submitting to The Minties, you grant the Marxist Nudist Taxidermy Club the right to display your work on our website and to also show our Gramma Nencie, who has bad eyesight and hearing, but desperately needs a distraction from the terror of her own approaching death.

Online: Send your submission(s) to with the subject "For Your Consideration: [Insert Award Category Here]" (e.g. "For Your Consideration: Best Genitals"). Along with your work, please include your name, astrological sign, and whether or not you enjoy long walks on the beach.

In-person: There will be an opportunity to submit your work in-person on Sunday, March 9th between 3 PM - 5 PM at the Fringe Creation Lab (720 Bathurst St). If you are planning to submit your work in-person on this date, please send along an e-mail in advance to with the subject line "RSVP In-person Submission" - include your name and the award category you'll be submitting for in the text of your message.