Pug On A Surfboard Awareness Day!

How many people are aware of a pug on a surfboard? Ten thousand? Two million? Five?

Whatever number those so-called "statisticians" might tell you, one fact remains: IT IS NOT ENOUGH.

That's why the Marxist Nudist Taxidermy Club hits the streets of New York, Amsterdam, Toronto, and North Korea once a year, every year to raise awareness for this cause.

And unlike some other guilt-inducing awareness days, POASAD starts and ends with conscious recognition. We're not seeking donations, action, or increased compassion. We just want you to think about a purebred abomination straddling a thin polyurethane construct.

*SLAM DUNK*