What is the Marxist Nudist Taxidermy Club?
The Marxist Nudist Taxidermy Club is a business that has been selling discount suitcases and janitorial supplies since 1973. Over the years, we've expanded our operations to include erotic machete juggling, condo development, and a veritable multitude of philanthropic activities. The MNT Club has never been involved in the assassination of any prominent political figures, and whoever has been telling you otherwise is a damn fool and you shouldn't believe anything they say.
Is it really that simple though? In this crazy run-a-muck universe full of quantum entanglement and furry stray dogs, is it truly possible to define anything with such a short and concise answer? Yes, yes it is - so keep your hair-splitting philosophical inquiries to yourself, buddy!
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