Save time, money, and space with this miracle product!
- Titanium alloy gyroscope embedded in the Broomop handle provides a 300% boost in overall balanceability.
- Broom bristles are firm enough for effective sweeping, yet soft enough to tickle the stomach of a shirtless man from a distance without producing the usual "bristle rash".
- Certificate from the Catholic Church guarantees that you are not attempting to "play God" by using this marvel of technology.
- The Broomop is sort of like a hilarious buddy cop comedy where the mop head is the wildcard officer that doesn't play by the rules and the broom head is the uptight, goody two shoes officer that believes in the moral authority of proper regulations. By the time your floor is clean, these two characters will learn that, despite their differences, they work great together.
- No clinical studies have shown that the Broomop can't cure syphilis.
- 20+ hour lifespan on 3 AA batteries*
*1 D battery provided with purchase.